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Classic Recap: Remember Nothing

01.09.11

TITLES. I have trouble taking Xena truly with that hair.

In Amphipolis people are singing and preparing the harvest and Xena and her brother are walking expert in. She’s thrilled to see him alive and more relaxed then we’ve ever seen her before. He’s a little concerned with her jubilation and sends her home.

Elsewhere we see a TON of guys we mentation were killed last season. Warlords and slavers are all alive and well and whipping slaves.

Xena continues walking through Amphipolis in awe. At relaxed she starts checking on all the jewels because that’s what you do when you’ve been away for ten years? A guy comes up behind her and she slams him against the wall and then finds out he’s her fiance. Xena is not cooling with kissing him. He then delivers a little sad nugget. Xena’s brother lives, but her mother died. She goes to the grave, which is not nearly as scary as when her brother was buried there and hashes over it all with Lyceus. Just because her brother’s alive doesn’t contemplate Xena can’t ride the pity float. She now blames herself for her mother’s death, but then she’s actually okay with it? she has a B chance and she’s willing to sacrifice her mom and Gabrielle. It’s all good because her mother never hated her and Gabrielle is alive and well at her own familiar with. Way to justify killing your mom Xena. Slow clap.

Source: FemPop