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Sarah Palin is "The Perfect Feminist" Declares Victoria Jackson ...

by Kyle Munzenrieder

Riptide's favorite hometown SNL star turned wacko tea cocktail songstress , Victoria Jackson, is back chirography columns for Andrew Brietbart's Big Hollywood. She's unquestioned Sarah Palin is "the skilled feminist." Unfortunately she doesn't seem to have much of a understand on what feminism absolutely is, and take swipes at put mothers and female monitor officers. The "proper" rumour is that she wrote a new long explanation about pot poop, and has announced her intentions to move back to Florida. "She is appealing, thin, even athletic, prosperous, enthusiastically married, a gentle mother and a grandmother. She's got it all - everything those Suffragettes were fighting for back in 1920. Not only can she referendum, she got voted for! And, she was a renowned Governor. She's got everything those sixties Gloria Steinem's wanted. But, the Gloria's won't allow to enter it because Sarah thinks 'beneficial.' Liberals desire toleration, but only for themselves." Yes, yes don't we call to mind those ghoulish, blood-curdling times when women were not allowed to be pleasing, thin, and respected mothers? When patriarchal upper classes said to ladies, "Heed up females, you gotta be fat and debased, and harrowing mothers too boot! See that crying kid of your over there? Turn a blind eye to it and go eat yourself five cheeseburgers." Yeah, because that's how most put mothers end up as separate mothers. They buy their babies, manifestly, at the babe in arms accumulate. You've been to the newborn retailer instantly? You see all those vocation women lining up waiting for babies during their lunch breaks from their CEO jobs. No, of progress most individual mothers aren't raising their children alone because the confessor is a deadbeat. They buy those babies. "When I'm being chased by a hit man/rapist/what-have-you, I'd rather have a big, imprinted man protecting me than a lassie," she continues. "I had a cop once, who came to the position of my car mishap. She had big, blonde trifle blowin' in the liquidate, and two inch extensive, spirited pink, phoney nails. I servile, surely. How do you get your handle through that cavity to turn tail the trigger? I can't even button my blouse with dissemble nails. Yeesh!" I'm very...flabbergasted. She's got "traditionally female" with "feminist" all all bollocksed. Hey, it's "feminist barbie!" I can electrified up to my old roles, but do it with a slant of my hips (if I had hips), and in strong heels, besides! But if my hubby doesn't approve, think of it, I'll submit like a champ...

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Is that Victoria Jackson in the latest Burger King commercial?

Mar 02, 2010 by Lester | Posted in Celebrities

It looks like her noticeably in the eyes. Its the commercial that shows "the king" running through a bldg trashing it, exasperating to deliver a hamburger to (I think) Victoria Jackson. Help me out please

Nope - it's Kimmy Robertson, actress from Don't Determine Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

Victoria Jackson?

Jun 15, 2007 by jo..x.. | Posted in Makeup

Has anyone heard fo her travel-up & can I buy it in the UK?

Yes I have heard of the metamorphose up! It's really good. You can't buy it in the UK but you can get it shipped over if you spend a certain amount. Check out the website.

can you refund the Victoria Jackson freebies?

Sep 03, 2010 by cookie monster | Posted in Makeup

i was shopping today and a lady was selling victoria jackson products in a bag for £30 and at they were all £120 or something. anyway i bought them cos they would make a good gift and now i decided that i dont want them and i want to revenue them..